Top 10 Things You'll Overhear in Line for 'New Moon'
Trading Up
"I'll trade you a Robert Pattinson toenail clipping for an autographed box of Count Chocula."
Mother-Daughter Bonding
"Mom, please stop crying, you're embarrassing me."
A Generation Behind
"This is my daughter, Buffy."
Dazed and Confused
"Is Carson Daly at the end of this line?"
Not a Tween
"I mean, I think ‘Twilight’ is OK, but ‘True Blood’ is so much better."
"I’m going to pretend like you did not just say that."
Soul Sisters
"I like your Sketchers!"
"Hey, I like your Sketchers, too!"
A Bloody Mess
"Last night I cut my finger and let it bleed out the window for an hour to see if Edward would come."
What's that Noise?
"It's high-pitched squealing that only small dogs can hear. I mean, teen girls celebrating."
True Love
"Guess what my boyfriend did for my birthday ... he covered himself in talcum powder and pretended he was Edward for the night."
"Oh, you’re so lucky!"
The Truth
"OK, I’m just going to say it; the first ‘Twilight’ movie sucked."
Those are the Top 10 Things You’ll Overhear in Line for ‘New Moon’; leave yours in the comments below.
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