It’s that time of year, so here are our Top 10 things you shouldn’t say (or do) at your office Christmas Party.
And this week, thanks to the snow day, we were feeling a little unmotivated, so thanks to our followers on Twitter and Facebook, we got all the way to 10.
Not for Starters
“Boss, I'm gonna level with you ...” #ThingsNotToSayAtChristmasParty -- @mtnbke
Fatties
“I don’t know why, but I always pictured you as morbidly obese. It’s not anything anyone said, it’s just that you’re name is kind of … well, trailer trashy.” (Actually said at the Richmond.com Christmas party.)
Guaranteed to Get You Fired
"When the boss introduces you to his wife say 'Oh you're the one he's cheating on' and walk off laughing." -- @thejonjohn
Mess With HR
“Tell the HR Director that he/she has a really nice a**:” #thingsnottosayatXmas party -- @hillsheights Then add: “I know sexual harassment is frowned upon, but this is a fact.”
Words of Encouragement
“I'm sorry your life is so effed up. I made dip." -- @saintwaitress
Weird
“Can I touch your hair?” (Actually said at the Richmond.com Christmas party.)
Oops
“For the first 6 months I worked here, I thought you were pregnant. Turns out you're just fat.”
Too Honest
“That's a nice tie; maybe if my salary weren't the square root of yours, I could afford one too.”
Mistaken Identity
"It's cool that your mom came with you... ohhhh... that's your wife..." -- @rdearmon #ThingsNotToSayAtChristmasParty
The Definite Don’ts
“Don't get drunk, dance on the table, curse at your boss and then pass out.” -- Melinda Douglas
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